Babel
Caption and voice a live room in many languages.
A real-time translator built first for live events — caption or voice a room in many languages at once, on a computer you own in the building. $1,000 one time. You supply the computer. No AI subscription. Not a booth-Mac app. Not in the Church Stack.
Three steps. No drama.
It listens to the room
One feed from the desk. Babel works off the audio you are already mixing, not a phone held up near a speaker.
Everyone picks a language
People in the room choose what they want on their own device. Nobody hands out receivers or counts headsets at the door.
Captions or a voice
Read it or hear it. Some rooms want text on a screen, some want a spoken track in an ear, and the same feed serves both.
What it does.
- 01Real-time captions for live events, in many languages at once
- 02Voice translation, not just text
- 03Runs on a dedicated computer in the building, not the booth Mac
- 04Doubles for 1:1 meetings and conversations
Pre-order. $1,000 one time, plus a computer in the rack. No AI subscription. Not on the booth Mac with the rest of the church tools.
The honest answers.
Is this available now? +
No. Babel is pre-order. There is no download and no trial, and this page will say something different the day that changes.
Do people need special hardware? +
Yes. Babel needs its own Mac in the building, not the booth computer. Phones in the room are how people pick a language. No AI subscription. Translation receivers are not part of it. macOS only, right now.
Is this in the Church Stack? +
No. The stack is the booth-Mac tools. Babel is a separate SKU because it occupies a machine.
Why does it start with live events? +
Because a live room is the hard version. Solve a service or a conference and a two-person meeting is a much easier case.
How do I follow it? +
Email hello@boringlabs.online. Tell us the room, the languages, and how many people. Real use cases decide what gets built first.
Babel.
In the final stretch of the build. Pre-order locks your copy for release day.