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Tools for the people who run Sunday.

Sermon decks, Ableton sessions, volunteer schedules, live translation. Dictation and one-to-one texts off the same Mac. Built from a real weekend. Sold cheap on purpose.

If it only works because one tech director remembers the ritual, it wants to be a tool.

LANE: CHURCH MODE: DRAFT RUNS: MACOS LIVE BUY: TEXT CAMPAIGN
Thursday

Sunday does not wait for the deck.

Duplicate last week. Re-date every slide. Pull the set from Planning Center. Rebuild the sermon from a Word doc. Text the volunteers. Hope Ableton matches the plan. Then the service starts anyway.

01

The playlist ritual

Last week, copied. Dates fat-fingered. Songs in the wrong order. A volunteer finds it at 7:40am.

02

The sermon rebuild

Forty-five slides, copied out of a manuscript, the night before. Every week.

03

The roster chase

Planning Center knows who is eligible. A spreadsheet decides who actually gets asked.

The stack

Talk it. Send it. Run Sunday.

Voicenator and Personal Text Campaign sit together: dictate the thank-you, send it one person at a time from your number. Sermon deck, scheduling, Ableton, playlist. Personal Text Campaign is the one you can buy today. Babel is not in this stack.

App · macOS In production

Voicenator

Hold a key. Talk. The text lands where you are.

Dictation that stays on the Mac. Hold Right-Option, speak the run of show or the pastor note or the thank-you, release. Cleaned-up text pastes into whatever app has focus. Personal, Text, Campaign, and Messages formats. No AI subscription. Names like Q-SYS, Dante, and Planning Center come out spelled right because it keeps a local vocab. Nothing leaves the building. Pair it with Personal Text Campaign when the next step is sending that note.

$150 →
App · macOS In production

Personal Text Campaign

One message. One person at a time. From your number.

The volunteer thank-you. The note that Saturday moved. You write it once (or talk it into Voicenator). It sends each person a separate iMessage from the Mac in the booth, never a group thread. Preview, text yourself, send a sample, then send the list. The names never leave the machine. This one has a live checkout.

$200 Buy
Tool · macOS In production

Message to ProPresenter

Needs your AI from $20/mo

Drop in the manuscript. Get native ProPresenter slides.

Someone on the team still rebuilds the sermon by hand the night before. This takes the Word doc the pastor already wrote and writes a real .pro deck against your church's templates. Fully editable in ProPresenter. Not a PDF pretending to be slides.

$200 →
MCP · macOS In production

Client Center

Needs your AI from $20/mo

Schedule the weekend. Send the asks.

A Planning Center MCP. It proposes who should run each station, writes the assignments you approve, and sends the texts so you are not doing both jobs in a spreadsheet on Wednesday. You stay in the loop. It does not fire a volunteer email behind your back.

$100 →
App · macOS Pre-order

Ables Plan

Needs your AI from $20/mo

Planning Center plan in. Rehearsal-ready Ableton session out.

Sunday's songs, keys, tempos, and order, injected into the Ableton template the band already rehearses against. Stems get matched. Locators land where AbleSet expects them. A MIDI track can advance ProPresenter. Preflight tells you about the missing stem on Thursday, not on the platform.

$200 →
The weekend

How Sunday actually gets built.

Not a platform. A sequence of small tools that already match the software churches run.

01

Read the plan

Client Center pulls next Sunday out of Planning Center: stations, people, blockouts, who already served.

02

Approve, then send

You see every write before it happens. Approve it, and the asks go out. Nothing sends itself.

03

Build the message

Message to ProPresenter turns the pastor's manuscript into a native deck against your templates.

04

Compile playback

Ables Plan fills the Ableton template the band already knows. Missing stems fail on Thursday.

05

Run the room

Sunday Prep has the playlist. Segue handles the jumps.

06

Translate live

Babel captions or voices the room in the languages people actually showed up speaking. On the machine in the rack.

Price

Sold cheap on purpose.

A church should not need a board vote to buy a Thursday tool. You already pay for Planning Center, ProPresenter, Ableton, and the volunteer who stays until 11. These should not be another line that loses the room.

Personal Text Campaign is $200 and you can buy it today. The rest of the stack: Message $200, Voicenator $150, Client Center $100, Ables Plan $200, Segue $99, Sunday Prep $199. All one time. Message, Client Center, Ables Plan, and Sunday Prep need your own AI, from about $20 a month. Voicenator, Personal Text Campaign, and Segue do not. Babel is not in that stack. $1,000 one time, plus a computer in the rack. No AI. Every tool here is macOS only. Babel is still a Mac, just not the one in the booth. Voicenator still only runs on the Mac it was built on, so it is not for sale until there is a build a tech director can actually install.

The signal

Got a Thursday that keeps going late?

Tell us the church, what you already run (Planning Center, ProPresenter, Ableton), and the part that breaks. We write back. Not a sequence.

Email hello@boringlabs.online

Church lane · draft page · we read every message

Who this is for Tech directors, worship pastors, and the volunteer who owns ProPresenter on Sunday.
Runs on A Mac. Babel wants its own one in the rack.
Who this is not for Hobbyist home setups. Anyone looking for a free Planning Center clone. Anyone who wants a cloud that keeps the sermon.
What we will not claim A download that is not ready. A price that is not cheap. A send that fires without you.